Crusty Dust Bunnies

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Are you the SAT because Iโ€™d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think โ€˜wow, I hope I donโ€™t ruin this.โ€™
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via d1av)

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Me:
I ship these two women together so hard.
Person:
You just want to see them kiss.
Me:
No. I want to see them be friends. I want to see them slowly fall in love. I want to see them get giggly and flirt and blush and get flustered. I want them to go on an awkward first date and wait for the other's call. I want them to date. I want to see them go through hard times, but love each other enough to get through it together. I want them to fight and make up. I want them to get engaged and nervously tell their parents. I want them to argue over the wedding plans, but ultimately decide together. I want to see them get married. I want to see them have kids. I want to see them grow old together. Overall, I want to see their love story, and if they happen to kiss and I see, that's just an added bonus.

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gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as โ€œsweetbeardโ€ and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

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